After reading the title of @OneChele’s post about how folks tend to “mark their territory” with their significant others, I was amused and wanted to share a little story of my own in the comment section. But alas, DISQUS would not let me be great from work and Chele’s comments took an EPIC turn of its own yesterday. (Seriously, you HAVE to get over there to read it, because it was LEGENDARY!! LOL!!) So I decided to come back over to my own joint, and share my lil funny with ya’ll.
Myron and I got engaged in December 2009. Of course, your girl was ecstatic and excited. We celebrated the holiday season in grand style with me showing off my shiny new fiancé as much as I could. We both got invited to a New Years Eve party by a mutual friend of ours. The party was actually for our friend’s sister but she invited some of her friends in her age range along. We were all happy and glowing, the food was plentifiul, drinks were flowing and the DJ was jamming. We came with a group of folks and all the ladies of the group decided to get up and dance.
So I get up and start to getting my proper shake on, having a good time and this dude comes up in front of me and starts dancing with me. I wasn’t tripping, I figured it was another party guest just having a good time and there is the proper amount of space between us, yanno?? But then old boy comes closer and tries to start grinding on me.
The next thing I know ya’ll, I feel a sharp tug on my arm, I got spun around and next thing I knew, my shiny new fiance’ had snatched me off the dance floor! LMAO!!!
He was salty too!!! There were some vulgarities issued and some mean mugs given. It happened so fast, it was a blur!!!! Luckily, the party was wrapping up so we decided to take our leave. I had to hear more mumbling about how ninjas were #disrespectful in the car on the ride home as well.
So that night I got marked for good! Now that I think about it though, it was hilarious!!
You ever been “claimed” in the public before???