A conversation as held in the HOV lane (we commute to work together)….
Husband: Did you see the article I posted on FB yesterday?
Wife (Busy tweeting on phone): Which one, babe?
Husband (squinting in bright sunlight but not putting shades on): The article about the Republicans not voting to extend unemployment benefits.
Wife: Oh yeah, I posted the same story the day before.
Husband: Well, it must have not been the same story because the one I posted came out yesterday morning.
Wife: Well the story I saw came out the day before. Why can’t you just agree? We talking about the same thing. You just got to be disagreeable! *exasperated*
Husband (running rather warm) : What the hell are you talking about? I gotta an opinion, too. Just because we are married doesn’t mean we are gonna agree on everything!
Wife: If I say the sky is blue, you’re gonna say it’s green!
Husband: Well how are you gonna say you posted up the same link? The link I posted is from yesterday!
Wife: What I meant is that I posted up the same SUBJECT MATTER, thus the same story! My link was different!*rolls eyes*
Husband (still heated): You jumped all over me! And for what? I have an opinion and I am going to express my opinion if I want to!
Wife: No one said that you can’t have an opinion! But if we are talking about something similar, why can you just agree?
Wife: Like if I said the French revolution happened in 1790 and it really happened in 1789, you’d have something to say. (Don’t ASK why I came up with the French Revolution!)
Husband (smirking): Well if it happened in 1789, that means they had peace in 1790!
Wife: Whatever, dude! (starts digging in purse for phone)
Husband: Well you might as well get used to it because you have about 50 more years of my opinions!
Wife: It’s gonna be like 50 more minutes if you don’t act right!
Husband: So what you gonna do, divorce me??
Wife: No, I’m just gonna move into the other bedroom and find me a boyfriend that agrees with me! *starts laughing*
Husband pulls up in front of wife’s job; wife gives husband a kiss and jumps out, husband pulls off and heads to work.